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sludgejudy:

the chocolates your total comes to onemilliononehundred HuUuh

yeaAah thats whatit saAays, that mustbe REALLYgood chocolate paperorplastic

uuweweuundeheuhme

Posted 23 hours ago with 24150 notes

peteseeger:

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This is literally so fucking funny

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yiffmaster: “i feel like this is 95% a sex thing but the 5% chance that this is entirely nonsexual scares me more ”

yiffmaster:

i feel like this is 95% a sex thing but the 5% chance that this is entirely nonsexual scares me more

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schizofunny:

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milknjuice:

schizofunny:

schizofunny:

Everyone post spiderham

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Inside his nose is regular Spider-Man

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“regular Spider-Man”

Yeah its regular spiderman. Dont have to be mean to him :/

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kibou-dere: “‘nother meme shirt suggested by @candygarnet ”

kibou-dere:

‘nother meme shirt suggested by @candygarnet

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darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore: “We are all familiar with the christmas song: “you better not shout……you better not cry” and so on. But what interest me is this line: “be good for goodness sake.” now we all know that this is , of course, bullshit....

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

We are all familiar with the christmas song: “you better not shout……you better not cry” and so on. But what interest me is this line: “be good for goodness sake.” now we all know that this is , of course, bullshit. The children are good ..not for the sake of goodness itself…but for the sake…of the presents.

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